THIS SITE MAY CONTAIN LOUD NOISES, ADULT THEMES, CHILDLIKE WONDER, RAZOR-SHARP WIT, BITING HUMOR, MIND-BLOWING HUMAN TRUTHS, SPIRITUAL AWAKENING, HIGH-OCTANE CAR CHASES, INTERSTELLAR ADVENTURE, EXPLOSIONS, LASERS, A SNOWNADO, AN ACROBATIC ABE LINCOLN, POLICE MONKEYS, TALKING BEARS, A CERTAIN SUPERVILLAIN, AND A CUSTOMER-HUNTING FALCON.

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